Croatia in $1490s-$1760s RT

How rare are summer flights to Croatia? Well, let me put this in terms you might appreciate. 

They come around as often as the Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup (once every 58 years), or since the Habs won (32 years), and are only slightly more common than a Canucks championship (has literally never happened). Do I even need to mention the sad state of the Flames?

Wanna know the best place to escape my brutal hockey trash talk? The dramatic beaches of the Dalmatian Coast.

Or even better, on a veeeeeery reasonably priced boat excursion off the coast, while delving into the otherworldly glow of some aptly named caves.

Hockey, schmockey, amirite?